The second one

"You fall in love too easily" she said "I've only been in love THREE TIMES!" he exclaimed. She had to agree that three was a respectably low number, but she needed more information. "And I was...?" "The second", he responded. "I kind of wish you'd stopped there", she told him. "But then I wouldn't have met Maria", he said. She checked her lipstick in his rear-view mirror, got out of his car, and took the bus home.